do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong
don’t say something like that
"y-o-u-t-w-o-s-h-o-u-l-d-d-a-t-e… wow can you believe this?"
“you are moving the ouija board”
“no this is legit woah looks like the ghost thinks we should date”
I hope in s4 John gets really really mad and yells “William Sherlock Scott Holmes!” and Sherlock just freezes
i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else
everyone who reblogs this will get NOTHING. YOU GET NOTHING.
this is my favorite post on tumblr
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
so mary wanted to escape her past and she tried to have a normal life and she married john and lied about her past to him and for a while they were happy together until mary’s past caught up to her
am i talking about sherlock or supernatural